Pensioner Crossing. Happy Birthday! A cheeky card for anyone hitting those milestone years and starting to feel “over the hill.” Perfect for dads, uncles, mates, or anyone who can laugh about getting older. Funny, rude, and guaranteed to get a smirk on their big day.
Product Details
• Size: 14.8 x 14.8 cm (square when folded)
• Printed on 300gsm Old Mill Bianco – uncoated, softly textured, FSC-certified card
• Uncoated inside and out for a premium tactile feel and easy writing
• Blank inside as standard – or add a printed message at checkout
Envelope
• 155 x 155mm recycled kraft envelope
• Diamond gummed flap – classic and eco-friendly
Personalised Just for You
Every card is made to order and fully customisable. You can change the name, date, pronouns or front wording to suit your message. Just enter your exact wording in the personalisation box when you order.
Add a Message Inside
We can print a message inside your card, or leave it blank so you can handwrite it yourself. Include your chosen message in the personalisation box when ordering.
Send to You or Direct
• Send to Me – your card will arrive with a kraft envelope, ready for you to write and send
• Send Direct – we’ll post it straight to your recipient. Be sure to include their address at checkout and don’t forget a message so they know who it’s from.
Fast Dispatch
All orders are dispatched within 1 working day (order by 9am for same-day dispatch). Need it quickly? Choose Tracked or Express shipping at checkout for faster, fully tracked delivery (includes weekend delivery in the UK).
Sustainability
We only use FSC-certified and recycled materials across all cards, envelopes, and packaging. Everything is designed to be thoughtful and recyclable from start to finish.
