• Card with cartoon illustration of a woman with red hair and text 'You're now older than Kevin's mum' with a number '36'.
  • Card with cartoon character and text held by a hand, with a blurred background
  • Greeting card with cartoon character and text 'You're now older than Kevin's mum' in a brown envelope on a gray background.
  • Greeting card with cartoon character and humorous text on a gray background
  • Greeting card with cartoon character and humorous text on a gray background
  • Card with cartoon character and text 'You're now older than Kevin's mum' in an open brown envelope on a dark background
  • Man and child reading a book together in a cozy room
  • Two brown paper envelopes on a white background
  • White paper sheet on a black background
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Rough Day Club

Funny 30th Birthday Card: Home Alone Meme, 90s Nostalgia

Funny 30th Birthday Card: Home Alone Meme, 90s Nostalgia

£3.55 GBP
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Feel old yet? Because you’re now older than Kevin’s mum! This hilariously painful birthday card is perfect for 80s and 90s kids now living that “I used to think 36 was ancient” reality. A nostalgic nod to Home Alone that lands perfectly for your millennial mates spiralling into mid-thirties crisis. Send this to your sister, best friend or long-suffering housemate – it’s the perfect combo of pop culture, passive panic and pure birthday joy. 

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Card
• Size: 14.8 x 14.8 cm (square when folded)
• Printed on 300gsm Old Mill Bianco – uncoated, softly textured, FSC-certified card
• Uncoated inside and out for a premium tactile feel and easy writing
• Blank inside as standard – or add a printed message at checkout

Envelope
• 155 x 155mm recycled kraft envelope
• Diamond gummed flap – classic and eco-friendly

Sustainability
We only use FSC-certified and recycled materials across all cards, envelopes and packaging. Everything is designed to be thoughtful and recyclable from start to finish.

Every card is made to order and fully customisable. You can adjust the name, date, pronouns or front wording to suit your message. Simply enter your exact wording in the personalisation box when ordering.

Add a Message Inside
We can print a message inside your card, or leave it blank so you can handwrite it yourself. Include your chosen message in the personalisation box at checkout.

Send to You or Direct
• Send to Me – your card will arrive with a kraft envelope, ready for you to write and send.
• Send Direct – we’ll post it straight to your recipient. Be sure to include their delivery address and a message so they know who it’s from.

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