• Cartoon character in a suit pointing at a card with 'YOU'RE OLD' text.
  • Man and child sitting together, looking at a card in a bright room.
  • Card with 'You're Old' text and a cartoon face in an open brown envelope on a dark gray background
  • Greeting card with a cartoon illustration of a man and text 'You're Old' on a gray background.
  • Greeting card with a cartoon character and 'You're Old' text on a gray background
  • Greeting card with 'You're Old' text and a cartoon face, shipped in a brown envelope on a gray background.
  • Cartoon character pointing at a card with 'YOU'RE OLD' text, held by a hand.
  • White paper sheet on a dark gray background
  • Two brown kraft paper sheets on a white background
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Alan Sugar Birthday Card, Funny The Apprentice Card, You’re Old Card for Him

Alan Sugar Birthday Card, Funny The Apprentice Card, You’re Old Card for Him

£3.55 GBP
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Give them a laugh they can’t fire back from with this Alan Sugar “You’re Old” Birthday Card! Inspired by The Apprentice, this cheeky design swaps the iconic “You’re Fired” line for a hilarious birthday twist. Perfect for fans of the show or anyone who loves British sarcasm, this card is sure to stand out on the mantlepiece. Printed on premium Fedrigoni Old Mill Bianco card and left blank inside or personalised with your message for free.

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Card
• Size: 14.8 x 14.8 cm (square when folded)
• Printed on 300gsm Old Mill Bianco – uncoated, softly textured, FSC-certified card
• Uncoated inside and out for a premium tactile feel and easy writing
• Blank inside as standard – or add a printed message at checkout

Envelope
• 155 x 155mm recycled kraft envelope
• Diamond gummed flap – classic and eco-friendly

Sustainability
We only use FSC-certified and recycled materials across all cards, envelopes and packaging. Everything is designed to be thoughtful and recyclable from start to finish.

Every card is made to order and fully customisable. You can adjust the name, date, pronouns or front wording to suit your message. Simply enter your exact wording in the personalisation box when ordering.

Add a Message Inside
We can print a message inside your card, or leave it blank so you can handwrite it yourself. Include your chosen message in the personalisation box at checkout.

Send to You or Direct
• Send to Me – your card will arrive with a kraft envelope, ready for you to write and send.
• Send Direct – we’ll post it straight to your recipient. Be sure to include their delivery address and a message so they know who it’s from.

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